Zombieland

For the past two nights both Kelly and I have had the hardest time sleeping. Last night I decided to stay up to watch the end of the Biggest Loser. I left the window in the living room open because it was SO hot in our house. Well this was a big mistake. The train went by probably 6 times last night and it seriously felt like the train was coming right through our bedroom, the whole place was shaking and it was SO much louder than usual. I sure hope we are out of here before it gets too too hot.
One of Ethan's toys (which conveniently was left in his room) kept mysteriously going off. It is this weird cow toy, so probably every hour or so it kept "Mooooo, MOOOOO". I woke Ethan up a few times, but he fell asleep fairly quickly after. I didn't want to go in and get it, because if he sees me he will be up for the duration.
So anyway, continue to not sleep, Kelly wakes up at 4:30 to get ready for work, this is right about when the darn cat starts meowing uncontrollably for no particular reason, around 7 the garbage man comes and bangs around with the dumpster, then proceeds to back out of the parking lot, WITH this beeper on.
I continue to pretend to sleep, then apparently there is an emergency in Stony Plain, all of the sirens start going off. Now i was under the understanding that police don't use their sirens when it is super early in the morning. That rule was clearly forgotten.
Anyways the cats meow finally got the best of me and I am awake, but completely exhausted.